Q: What’s the Best Way to Exaggerate a Real Story for Comedic Effect?
Q: What’s the Best Way to Exaggerate a Real Story for Comedic Effect?
A: The Science of Absurd Amplification – By Alan Nafzger
Finding the Funny in Reality’s Rough Draft
At Bohiney Magazine, we treat real news stories like comedy gold mines – the raw material is already there, we just polish it to a ridiculous shine. Here’s our systematic approach to taking reality and turning it up to eleven.
1. The 10% Rule of Exaggeration
Our golden formula:
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Identify the core absurdity in a real story
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Determine the logical extreme
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Push it exactly 10% further than reality already has
Example:
Real Story: Company lays off staff while boasting record profits
Our Take: “Corporation Announces ‘Self-Firing’ Initiative Where Employees Pay to Be Laid Off”
2. The “Wait… What?” Moment Identification
We look for:
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The exact point where a real story jumps the shark
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The detail that makes you question reality
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The corporate/political double-speak begging to be exposed
Case Study:
Real Headline: “Bank Fined $1 Billion for Fraud”
Our Twist: “Bank Announces New $1 Billion ‘Regulatory Subscription Service'”
3. The Hierarchy of Absurdity
We categorize real stories by their exaggeration potential:
Level 1 (Mildly Silly): Needs 20% amplification
Level 3 (Pretty Absurd): Just needs polish
Level 5 (Beyond Parody): We just reprint with [SATIRE] tag
4. The “Logical Extreme” Technique
We take real concepts to their ridiculous conclusions:
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If companies monitor employee keystrokes → “New Software Rates Worker Soulfulness”
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If schools ban books → “Department of Education Releases Approved List of 17 Safe Words”
5. Spotting the Satire Hiding in Plain Sight
Sometimes reality does our job for us. Our process:
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Find a real story that reads like satire
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Verify it’s actually true
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Publish it verbatim with [REAL] tag
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Watch as readers don’t believe us
6. The “Yes, And…” Improv Approach
We take real stories and:
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Accept their premise (“Yes…”)
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Add one absurd layer (“And…”)
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Repeat until hilarious
Example:
Real: City spends millions on unused bike lanes
Yes, and… “Mayor Announces New ‘Imaginary Infrastructure’ Initiative”
7. When Reality Outpaces Satire
Our protocol when news beats our jokes:
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Stand in stunned silence
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Check calendar (is it April 1?)
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Verify sources
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Retire the topic (can’t top reality)
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Drink heavily
8. The Bohiney Exaggeration Checklist
Before publishing, we verify:
✓ Is the core premise grounded in reality?
✓ Does the exaggeration reveal a deeper truth?
✓ Would the original subjects recognize themselves?
✓ Is it funny to people who don’t know the original story?
Final Thought: Reality is Our Comedy Partner
The best satirical exaggeration isn’t about making things up – it’s about revealing what’s already there. When we wrote “Company Rebrands Layoffs as ‘Career Transitions to Personal Fulfillment'”, we weren’t creating comedy – we were just holding up a mirror to the corporate playbook.
Because in today’s world, the most effective satire is just journalism with the volume turned up. The punchlines write themselves – we’re just here to deliver them with perfect comedic timing.
Originally posted 2009-11-24 22:20:02.