How to Make Fun of NFTs Without Understanding Them

The Emperor’s New JPEGs

You don’t need blockchain expertise to spot absurdity. Here’s how to mock NFTs while barely trying.

Step 1: Focus on the Visuals

“I too can draw ugly apes in MS Paint – where’s my millions?”

Step 2: Highlight the Scams

“Right-click save as… the original digital theft”

Step 3: Question the Utility

“This monkey picture proves ownership… of what exactly?”

Advanced Techniques

1. The “Environmental Angle”

“Killing Earth for imaginary art – modern patronage”

2. The “FOMO Critique”

“Be right back, minting my student debt as an NFT”

3. The “Self-Owning”

“This article is now an NFT (just kidding please don’t buy it)”

Conclusion

NFT satire writes itself – much like the algorithms generating the “art.”