How to Satirize the Concept of Originality by Copying This List

The Copy-Paste Manifesto

Originality is dead, so let’s dance on its grave with recycled content. Here’s how to mock creativity by abandoning it entirely.

Step 1: Plagiarize Yourself

“As I said in that other article (or maybe one just like it)…”

Step 2: Cite Nonexistent Sources

“Experts agree that nothing is new (source: my imagination)”

Step 3: Embrace the Cliche

“This article is like snowflake – unique just like all the others”

Advanced Techniques

1. The “Remix Culture”

“Steal from so many sources it counts as research”

2. The “Algorithmic Creativity”

“Let predictive text finish your thoughts (it’s what readers expect anyway)”

3. The “Plagiarism Paradox”

“Copy this article word-for-word to prove its point (please don’t actually)”

Conclusion

In a world of endless reposts, the most original thing would be to stop writing altogether. But we’ve got bills to pay, so see you next recycled thinkpiece.