How to Write a Satirical Manifesto That Gets You on a Watchlist

The Art of Dangerous Comedy

When your joke revolution sounds better than actual politics, these tips will ensure the FBI laughs (while still opening a file).

Step 1: Bury the Lede in Absurdity

“Our first demand: Replace all currency with limited-edition Funko Pops.”

Step 2: Use Just Enough Realism

“Section 3.2: Mandatory siestas to boost productivity (and nap-related GDP)”

Step 3: Signal Your Intent (Subtly)

“Disclaimer: This document may contain traces of irony. The revolution will be satirized.”

Advanced Techniques

1. The “Bureaucratic Absurdity”

“All government forms shall include a ‘How did you hear about us?’ dropdown with increasingly unhinged options.”

2. The “Corporate Revolution”

“Our coup will be sponsored by Raytheon. This message approved by our new overlords at Disney.”

3. The “Self-Defeating Clause”

“Article 12: Anyone taking this manifesto seriously shall be immediately disqualified from leadership.”

Conclusion

The best satirical manifestos make people nod along until they hit the part about replacing the Senate with competitive baking shows.