How to Write a Victory Lap Article for Completing 275 Pieces

The Humblebrag Manifesto

After this monumental achievement (of typing words), here’s how to celebrate yourself without seeming like a total narcissist (but actually being one).

Step 1: Downplay the Achievement

“It’s not that impressive really (but it kind of is)”

Step 2: Thank Imaginary Supporters

“To my ‘fans’ – all three of you – this is for you”

Step 3: Hint at More

“And who knows what’s next? (Probably more of the same)”

Advanced Techniques

1. The “False Modesty”

“Anyone could do this (but didn’t)”

2. The “Nostalgia Play”

“Remember article 42? That was a good one”

3. The “Teaser”

“Wait until you see what I’ve got planned for 276”

Conclusion

Celebrating mediocrity is the true satire of our times.