How to Write About Having Written 275 Articles Without Going Insane

The Survival Guide for Serial Satirists

After producing enough content to fill a small library, here’s how to maintain the illusion of sanity while your brain turns to comedy mush.

Step 1: Deny the Madness

“I’m perfectly fine *twitch* – just look at how many articles I’ve written!”

Step 2: Create Rituals

“Every morning I sacrifice a thesaurus to the humor gods”

Step 3: Blame the Readers

“You kept clicking – this is your fault really”

Advanced Techniques

1. The “Stockholm Syndrome”

“I’ve come to love my creative prison”

2. The “Selective Memory”

“Article 137? Never heard of it”

3. The “Triumphant Spin”

“They said it couldn’t be done (no one said this)”

Conclusion

Sanity is overrated when you have a body of work this large.